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A recent survey has deduced that the World's most masculine name is "Guy Chapman". As it's effectively "Bloke Blokebloke."
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Whenever I pour a round of drinks, it always goes all over the place. I think I need glasses.
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Just read the headline on Sky News: "Police Launch Sting on Terrorist Cell" What a bunch of arseholes, no wonder he went solo.
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I don't agree with battery hens. Surely they lay bigger eggs if they're plugged into the mains.
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Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like fun if you don't know what either of those things are.
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Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" obviously never had diarrhoea.
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Scotland's such a negative place. If Kanye were born there, he'd be called "No Yecanny."
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9 out of 10 dermatologists agree that towels are the leading cause of dry skin.
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I was on my way to work this morning when I noticed the woman in the next car over, talking on her phone whilst driving. I was so cross I threw my beer at her.
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"I don't know what je ne sais quoi means." ~Master Yoda.
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