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Dad: "Do you know what your brother said when he lost his virginity?" Me: "Dad please don't" Dad: "Exactly"

Drinking alcohol free beer is a lot like eating out your sister.. It tastes the same but you know something about it isn't quite right

I was sitting at home with my sister we're both getting bored so I said "Do you want to play the rape game?" She said "What?.. Oh God no!" "That's the spirit" I said

I always thought I'd make a decent evil genius. I've only got two problems, One I'm quite a nice guy and two I'm a bit thick

I always thought I'd make a pretty good evil genius. I've only got two problems One I'm quite a nice guy and two I'm a bit thick

What does a Mathematician do when he gets constipated? He works it out with a pencil

My wife and i are getting a divorce. Adultery has been ripe in our marriage for years. First it was the milkman then the postman and most recently my best friend... What can I say... i just really love cock

What's the worst thing about being the only ginger in the family? When you leave pubes in the bar of soap everyone knows it was you...

Money can't buy you happiness But it can buy you sex... Which is pretty much the same thing

I've recently become a glass half full kind of guy I fucking hate having Parkinson's