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From 1952 to 1963 the British Government tested nuclear weapons in Australia. That's always puzzled me. Why go all that way when you've got Birkenhead on your doorstep?

As a proud member of the MG BGT QI ++ Jimmy Savile movement, I am outraged at that the BLM movement is taking the center of attention away from us. They even have a garment line. Bitches. Quentin Outrage. Batley. W Yorks.

A few hundred years ago, white people were transported to Australia, on ships, in chains. They made a great country. What the fuck are the black cunts complaining about.

I went into a library and asked for a book on pikeys. The librarian replied "the thieving cunts have stolen them all, but if you go down to London Stadium you can buy plenty of books at their fan shop. Pictures only though". (nod to Filth)

Australian Government warns citizens not to post anything online, under threat of being placed in chains and shipped to English penal colony.

in the interest of Equality, can the media please encourage the white population to commit more crime?

At the turn of the next century: Grandad, look, I found these handwritten diaries talking about life in a regime where free speech was banned. Are these the Anne Frank diaries? No my lad, they’re my diaries from the Starmer Reich.

Reports coming in that a white bloke stabbed another white bloke in London. The snowflakes will be wailing and screaming "Cultural appropriation !!!"

As a dyslexic, coming out was difficult. But I put my best sequined costume on and attended my first Pride march. I was really confused as I stood in the crowd at my first MG BGT rally, not what I had expected.

During the Covid crisis, Ryanair have announced a surcharge for people not travelling on their planes,