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Fire at Heathrow. That’s ok. Worst that could happen is Hounslow burns down. If it was at Manchester airport, Manchester would be blown off the face of the planet. Those pre cursor chemicals is well explosive.

Dignitas share value has dropped sharply since Delta have introduced the ‘Fly DEI and Die’ not so frequent flyer program.

As Manchester City are funded by the fabulously wealthy Sheik from glitzy Abu Dhabi … would it not make sense for Borat from Kazakhstan to sponsor Everton?

ANNOUNCEMENT: Manchester City have always promoted skills on the field of play. But we also value creative accounting and skilful play in the court of law. We welcome Sam Kerr with open arms. Welcome to Citeh.

Womens sport has progressed in leaps, bounds and somersaults in recent years. Sam Kerr is now a bigger scumbag than John Terry.

The English Channel has been renamed as The Islamic Funnel on Google maps.

ULEZ teams emerge from Gaza tunnels to make it a better place for the future.

Trump purchases Australia after realising that it’s basically Greenland with better weather.

Sadiq Khan ecstatic with the Gaza ceasefire. London now the world’s most unliveable city.

Trump rumoured to end Ukraine war by appointing Zelensky as manager of Everton. They’ll never win anything, but they won’t be relegated either.