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OJ Simpson’s wife packed an overnight case to go stay in a hotel near the coroners office to see him one last time Ironically she packed too much stuff and her gloves didn’t fit

‘Man who cut wife’s body into 200 pieces jailed’. I wonder if he used a jigsaw?

My daughter went shopping for makeup this morning Ironically she couldn’t find any concealer

I recently moved to a smaller house and now I have nowhere to practise my tuba A huge blow

My mate Trevor managed to stay underwater for 45 minutes Once

My wife says I’m not capable of coming up with a method that allows me to write jokes about anything other than arses But I think I’ve cracked it

A mate of mine has a t-shirt with ‘FBI’ on it, standing for ‘Female Body Inspector.’ People treat him like a clown because of it, but the joke’s on them - He works in a morgue.

My friends all say I can’t talk about anything without bringing it back to sex. The other day we were talking about Doppelgängers, and how you’ll likely never ever get to see yours. I told them that’s bullshit, because I’ve seen my Auntie’s. TITS

My friend showed me a special device with one single magic button, that could FINALLY take away my agonising and life ruining obsession with sex So I tapped it

My mate Gerald reckons I’m obsessed with the female anatomy, and that I put no effort into my argument when I’m questioned about it Twat