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Dont Let The Bottom Fall Out Of Your World.Have A Vindaloo And Let The World Fall Out Of Your Bottom.
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Doctor Doolittle, if you are reading this, could you pop round to my house and tell my neighbour's dog to shut the fuck up.
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You won't see me panic buying toilet rolls like a fucking idiot. I've still got hundreds from last time.
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Had an accident? Not your fault? You're obviously a woman.
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My wife said, "Why don't you get me flowers anymore?" I said, "Because there hasn't been a fatal car crash round here for ages."
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Don't blame Christmas. You were fucking fat in August.
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Don't let them take your temperature on your forehead when you enter a supermarket. It erases your memory. I went in for bread and milk and came out with two cases of beer.
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My wife's eaten that much during the lockdown. She's started to get a fucking tan off the fridge light.
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Down South they're stockpiling toilet rolls and hoarding pasta. Up North we're licking door handles to try and get two weeks off work.
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Never kidnap anyone from Norfolk. It costs a fucking fortune sending their fingers in the post.
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Camilla is said to be virus free Apparently, it doesn't jump from humans to horses.
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