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All you single fat bitches whinging that the free hampers aren't enough, maybe you could suck cock for money instead of doing it for nothing, then you could feed your own little state drains.

Just got the Muslim version of Cluedo. It was Mohamed, with a bomb, in the market. (Too fucking easy to be honest,)

Bunch of heartless cunts at Cash Converters, I was desperate for a fix and a White Lightening and they wouldn't buy the goods, in fact I got told, "Come in here again with your little girls wheelchair and we'll call the police. "

Just went to the shop for some fags and Abdul wished me a merry Christmas, What did you get for your little girl? " he asked, "A Barbie doll and a dolls house, what did you get your wife?" I asked. "The same, " he replied.

A Sickipedia mod walks into a bar and the barman says, "You're banned for ten thousand days. See how you fucking like it. "

My missus got out of bed this morning with a green discharge trickling out of her minge. Aliens will abduct and fuck anything.

Two million dollars for a Trump pardon apparently. Nice work if you can get it, good job niggers on death row are usually skint drug ridden fuckers.

I was walking down the road and this girl I knew about a year ago approached me pushing a pram. "Hi, " she said, "guess what I got for Christmas?" "Wow, " I replied, "he's beautiful, could you not get one in white though?"

What's the difference between Covid 19 and a Paki? You could learn to love Covid, and it doesn't reproduce as quick.

You can get a shag around here for £3.00. Well you gotta make your kids earn their pocket money these days.