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Got to feel sorry for Christian Eriksen, he was dying to play in the Euros.

I hope this European super league gets off the ground. Just think of it, with all the extra travelling, The United plane might crash again, (hopefully into the Liverpool one) and kill all the greedy cunts.

Not many people know that dead scouse footballer Ian St John was half Indian.

"Think of it this way, the spaz, black, fat, dumb, blind diversity boxes will all be ticked with one employee, and if he turns out to be a faggot, full house.. And his mum's a bit of a goer. " Discussion about employing Harvey Price.

"Think of it this way, the spaz, black, fat, dumb, blind diversity boxes will all be ticked with one employee, and if he turns out to be a faggot, full house.. And his mum's a bit of a goer. " Discussion about employing Harvey Price.

I went for a job as an ambulance, I was shown grisly images of deformed and twisted children who had been in an accident and asked how I would cope. "I'd probably get an hard on and want to fuck them," I said. Start Monday.

Two million dollars for a Trump pardon apparently. Nice work if you can get it, good job niggers on death row are usually skint drug ridden fuckers.

I remember when I was a little boy walking in on my dad having sex, he saw me and looked ashamed of himself. So would I if I had a cock that small as well.

Feminists have it so easy in this pandemic. No one except other lesbians, oops, sorry, I mean feminists will go anywhere near them.

I see Katie Price is finally ridding herself of the fat blind spaz. I thought he was signing for Spurs, but he's going in a spaz house, or dating agency as Katie likes to call it.