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Muslims don't have adultry. If a Muslim is caught cheating on his wife, it's called Childry.

Avoid the embarrassment of playing for England by hugging a bloke with covid.

In out, in out, you fuck them all about.... Oh do the Afghan cokey....

I long for the good old days when I could just punch a nob in the gob and have done with it. Nowadays I have to find out where they live, drive down and smash them in the face with a keyboard. I'm a proper keyboard warrior.

If you think it's hot here you should've been where my granddad used to work. Auschwitz. He said it was fucking baking.

Sluts from down south are easy, I just show them my four inch cock and they think it's massive. And they love it when I punch them back after they try to slap me, not something they're used to with their limp wristed grammar nazi faggott boyfriends and husbands.

Stormed into the doctors and threatened to rape the receptionist, not only did I get seen straight away, she's taking me out on Friday.

Can't wait for tomorrows thrilling 0-0 draw between Englandistan and the Czech Republic. Oops...it's supposed to be a secret...

OK, the Doctor's going to be a faggot, but at least the Tardis will be able to reverse park again.

What kind of cunt blocks you because you point out his joke is a dupe? Go on, I'll give you a clue, has two of the same letters as cunt in it, and h. Like a fucking spoiled child. Grow the fuck up you retard.