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They say that the vehicle you drive says a lot about your sexual preferences. Which is why I'm buying an Ice Cream van.
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I like pretending I'm Les Dennis by going up to a complete stranger at the airport, putting my arm round them, and looking up at the Departures Board.
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My wife left me for my best friend. Well ... actually he was a complete stranger at the time. But he's my best friend now.
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A fire broke out at a Weight Watchers meeting today. Members could be heard screaming, "Walk for your lives!"
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I’m not saying there are microchips in the vaccines, but my right arm just told me it will be updating tonight between midnight and 2 a.m.
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I took a Pfizer Viagra when I had my Pfizer jab. Now both arms are sore.
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Homosexuality was classified as an illness in Sweden up until 1979. So presumably you could call in sick on a Monday, saying you felt gay.
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Dogs die in hot cars. This piece of advice saved me hundreds of pounds when my Labrador got cancer.
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My Ex says the main thing that used to pee her off was that I'm always getting ahead of myself. Well ... actually she's not my Ex yet.
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Looting. a) What Jamaicans call a toilet b) What Jamaicans do as a hobby
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