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Beating! - What a Jamaican says when surprised by a black and yellow insect.

Seeing all these comments about "lighting farts" makes me wonder when the Gary Haggarty memes will be back!

My peroxide blonde hair dresser wife has committed suicide, police phoned to to say they found her body at the bottom of Bleachy Head.

I hate to rock the boat... but I am a wave so it is my job. To qualify for Sickipedia.. And then the priest raped the 2 dead schoolboys.

A teacher asks 3 children what their fathers do. Adam says "my dads a baker", Simon says "my dads a bookmaker" and Abdul says "my dads a chiropodist". Ok says the teacher, tomorrow I want you to spell out your dads profession and bring a sample of their work. The next day the teacher asks Adam about his father, "He's a B-A-K-E-R" spells Adam and gives everyone a doughnut as an example of his work. Now you Simon says the teacher, "My Dad is a B-O-O-K-M-A-K-E-R" says Simon, "and do you have an example of his work" asks the teacher. "yes sir, my dad says odds 2 to 1 that the Paki can't spell chiropodist"

"Doctor, doctor I feel like..." "Oh he's gone!"

Francis Lee dead! Who will present Bo' Selecta!?

I was always told that if I felt nervous when speaking to an audience to picture them naked. Thing is this really turned me on and I couldn't help myself. And that is why I am no longer a primary school teacher.

A man eats a Bat in Wuhan and causes a queue outside Asda in Leeds. I propose The Butterfly Effect be renamed The Bat Effect.

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