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Bison? What the Jamaican dad asks his son after seeing him carrying a rainbow flag.

While sticking some pictures on the wall my wife said to me that it was a bit racist to have White Tack but not Black Tack, I pointed out the error of her ways. Black Tack wouldn't work!

So I brought this Titanic boomerang and watched it go into the distance... But the bloody thing never came back! Don't think this joke is sick? Remember hundreds died. Google has now reported a spike in searches coming from the US for "Was the Titanic real and not just a film?"

I hate to rock the boat... but I am a wave so it is my job. To qualify for Sickipedia.. And then the priest raped the 2 dead schoolboys.

Beating! - What a Jamaican says when surprised by a black and yellow insect.

Went to an away match today, the opposing fans seemed friendly, one said would I like to meet his mate Stan Lee? Well I don't know what happened but having woken up in hospital with 30 stitches I have decided I will not be buying any more of that twats comics!

Went to an away match today, the opposing fans seemed friendly, one said would I like to meet his mate Stan Lee? Well I don't know what happened but having woken up in hospital with 30 stitches I have decided I will not be buying any more of that twats comics!

Went to an away match today, the opposing fans seemed friendly, one said would I like to meet his mate Stan Lee? Well I don't know what happened but having woken up in hospital with 30 stitches I have decided I will not be buying any more of that twats comics!

Non contact Greeting

A man eats a Bat in Wuhan and causes a queue outside Asda in Leeds. I propose The Butterfly Effect be renamed The Bat Effect.