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An annoying woman created a Facebook account for her unborn baby. So I created an account with the name Coathanger and poked it.
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Today my daughter called me ‘Birth Person’. I replied, ‘Yes, financial drain’.
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When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed.
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Why do Hong Kong police like to show up to work early? To beat the crowd.
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A man buys a guard dog to protect his home. Unfortunately he has to get rid of it because it keeps letting everyone in. Turns out it was a UK Border collie.
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I know we often confused black celebrities with each other but the Queen confusing Tiger Woods with Meghan Markle is a bit over the top.
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I’m a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Hull, Grimsby & Scunthorpe. My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places.
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I’m not saying Nish Kumar is unfunny but some of the empty seats started leaving.
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We threw a surprise house-warming party for our Eskimo mate. He’s now homeless.
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A chinese kid asks his father: "Dad, why do they say all Chinese people look alike?" He replies: "I am not your dad"
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