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smilex

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Rumour has it that there’s a funny joke somewhere on Sickipedia. Who knows? It could be in here.

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6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Dead Baby-Post Rating : 84

An annoying woman created a Facebook account for her unborn baby. So I created an account with the name Coathanger and poked it.

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4 years ago-Other-Family-Post Rating : 63

Today my daughter called me ‘Birth Person’. I replied, ‘Yes, financial drain’.

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5 years ago-Other-Feminist-Post Rating : 57

When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed.

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6 years ago-Crime-Violence-Post Rating : 56

Why do Hong Kong police like to show up to work early? To beat the crowd.

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4 years ago-Racism-Immigrant-Post Rating : 51

A man buys a guard dog to protect his home. Unfortunately he has to get rid of it because it keeps letting everyone in. Turns out it was a UK Border collie.

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4 years ago-Celebrities-The Royal Family-Post Rating : 51

I know we often confused black celebrities with each other but the Queen confusing Tiger Woods with Meghan Markle is a bit over the top.

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5 years ago-Other-Professions-Post Rating : 49

I’m a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Hull, Grimsby & Scunthorpe. My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places.

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3 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 48

I’m not saying Nish Kumar is unfunny but some of the empty seats started leaving.

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4 years ago-Racism-Eskimo-Post Rating : 48

We threw a surprise house-warming party for our Eskimo mate. He’s now homeless.

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5 years ago-Racism-Chinese-Post Rating : 48

A chinese kid asks his father: "Dad, why do they say all Chinese people look alike?" He replies: "I am not your dad"

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