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I've been following the Winter Olympics closely. I think the figure skating judges got paid off. Yes, the Canadians were good, but the Koreans did the whole routine with their eyes closed..

An englishman an irishman and scotsman are at the top of the ski jump at tryout for team GB at the olympics. The coach said to focus on what you want the most and then shout it as you start the down run on the slope. The Englishman went first and shouted "MONEYYY" and did a fantastic jump and after landing the head of a famous sports brand company came over and offered him a huge amount of money for sponsorship and advertising. The Scotsman shouted "Glory" and did an amazing jump and beat the world record and got picked for the GB olympic team. Now it was the irishmans turn and he tripped and screamed "shiiiiiiiiiiitt!".. and this joke is so old i will let you figure out the punch line.

The votes for my jokes are going down faster than a helicopter in the Grand Canyon.

I just did the perfect shit on the floor of mcdonalds toilet now uploading the photo to send to the British Olympic Curling team, lets see if I make the cut.

the Winter Olympics: giving white people a chance to win at sports that no black people can afford to learn.

Next time I go to watch the special basketball team I'm going to take my wellies. The players were dribbling all over the court

The Grand Tour is so dreadfully shit that they have fired the stig and a tesla to Mars in the hope of finding a new target audience who actually find the three wankers funny.

Thinking about accents: Australians are like "where's the cahh?" and Aucklanders are more like "where's the cahh?" Afghans are like "allu akbar" and run both the fuckers over. Subcategory: Melbourne Terror Attack

Why did the wombat cross the road? To see its flat mate Subcategory: Melbourne Terror Attack.

New animal species found in Melbourne, Australia: A Flatypuss Subcategory: Melbourne Terror Attack.