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An englishman an irishman and scotsman are at the top of the ski jump at tryout for team GB at the olympics. The coach said to focus on what you want the most and then shout it as you start the down run on the slope. The Englishman went first and shouted "MONEYYY" and did a fantastic jump and after landing the head of a famous sports brand company came over and offered him a huge amount of money for sponsorship and advertising. The Scotsman shouted "Glory" and did an amazing jump and beat the world record and got picked for the GB olympic team. Now it was the irishmans turn and he tripped and screamed "shiiiiiiiiiiitt!".. and this joke is so old i will let you figure out the punch line.
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