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Does anyone want to see my hairy axe wound? Just arrived back from Dusseldorf Category: in the news Subcategory: Dusseldorf Station Attack

It turns out that Obama and all the worlds governments really did set up recording equipment in Trumps house; they discovered thirty spy-cameras in Ivanka's bathroom. Can't wait for those pictures to leak. Category: In The News Subcategory: Trump Wiretap

My jokes get voted down quicker than Kirsty Maxwell in Benidorm Subcategory: Hen do balcony death

Refugee electrocuted on Eurtotunnel: then why did they spend so much effort trying to keep them out of there in calais??

What do you call it when you stuff a vegetable in to a pair of football boots? Aaron Lennon

Crack opens in Antarctica, I thought there was one thing more frigid than my wife but apparently i was wrong

Paula Radcliffe says erasing the European records before 2005 is unfair to the clean athletes. Not sure if she can be classed as 'clean' based on her antics during the London Marathon, she will be launching another 'Dirty Protest' during her next race.

Although the Olympic diver didn't reveal why he was in hospital just days before his wedding, Tom Daley did reassure fans that he felt "absolutely buggered".

Tom Daley speech: "I know its normal for a bride to feel tired on her wedding day; but i feel absolutely buggered."

After coming into the office early and logging into all the different PCs to vote up his own shitty sickipedia jokes as he normally does, SteDube accidently left himself logged into mine this morning. SteDUbe dont come in to work tomorrow - every knows you are paedo now I've printed your internet history.