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To the mods, 'UVF 'supergrass' Gary Haggarty jailed for six years' Finally googled it. The guy this Supergrass tit keeps saying is in England, even though he is serving time in Northern Ireland for the next six & a half years. Here, check it out... https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-northern-ireland-42857474 Proof this delusional cunt needs kicked off this site and into therapy. He is a troll. And not a very good one. Mods, I'm calling you out. This site is being destroyed by these fucks but you aren't lifting a finger to help. I am damn near computer illiterate but even I know you can just block the little trolling cunts and repeat offenders of spam, 'I do your wife up the shitter' bullshit. You once did it to get rid of that waster Hannah, do it now as it's fucking chaos on here, we spend more time arguing with these little shitbags than posting jokes. Disable the comments section, start a forum for these little turds to argue in, away from the jokes. For fuck sake guys, yesterday one of the jokes went from plus 3 to minus 10 in 12 minutes. 12 minutes. Something has to be done. You know who the worst offenders are, block them and hopefully the tiny cocked cunts will hang themselves. I now expect to get buried like Madeline McCann. Go to it guys.

So it's 3am and I'm sat in front of the TV in the dark, tissues next to me, all lubed up with cock in hand, watching a pair of twins on screen. One twin goes down slowly, then another. My hand speeds up as the finale happens... I just fucking love 9/11.

What has no friends, a 3 inch cock and is smug as fuck? The mongoloid who keep downvoting everyone's jokes to -1 almost the second they get posted. Stick to trainspotting and touching yourself in the swimming bath showers you easily offended, highly strung cunt.

A 9 year old boy has died and I cannot believe everyone is joking about the death of a child here. Truly shocking. Everyone on here under the age of 18 should be grounded, the rest of you should be charged.

Just found out Dr Hook has died. I am fucking shitting myself, my girlfriend was due in for the abortion tomorrow.

Research today shows that essential oils cause 'male breasts to grow'. Just how many pints of essential oils is James Corden drinking a day?

Dear Dylan/Blue/Claret etc... Let me guess, Asperger's syndrome? That would explain the fact you are so focused on telling the rest of us this rhetoric shite we just don't give two fucks about. I will explain one last time you product of systematic sexual abuse...stop. This. Is. A. Fucking. Joke. Site. You. Utter. UTTER. Cunt. Honest to fucking christ. I would think you would die a virgin but I have a feeling your uncle put paid to that long ago. Aspergers would also explain why you STILL haven't clicked that we all want you to fuck off regardless off how many times many genuinely funny motherfuckers tell you to, and no matter how many different cyphers you use we can still tell because you are one boring stupid retarded cuntbubble. Again, fucking listen to your care worker and realise what other people tell you. Apologies to everyone for this rant but this cunting fuck is making me wish his mother made the right choice and took in on the face like she does from me and rest of the band.

Why are there no black astronauts? There's no cotton on the moon.

FakeTaxi - 'Muslim slag fucked hard in the back of cab'

It looks like there will be a night of rejoicing in that dark foreign land tonight, with drinking and singing in an incomprehensible tongue whilst they celebrate England's defeat. The people of Scotland are cunts.