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I broke my nose last night. I walked into a crowbar. i'll tell you, those crows are really protective of who uses their pubs.

In the NEWS: Tragedy in Switzerland made worse by the fact that People we shouting, "The Roof, The Roof is on fire" and the DJ thought it was a request so started playing The song “The Roof Is on Fire” by Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three.

Still got one title

I saw this white bird in the red-light District with a crop top and mini skirt. So I asked her "Any chance of a fuck for £30." "Fuck off I'm not some whore that's for sale" "Sorry," says I, "in this area and how.you were dressed I was mistaken" "Yeh well you better apologise to my boyfriend too. He's the black one over there. OH LEROY,THIS CUNT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU." So I went over to the coon and talked to him. Then I went back to the bird. "What did he say?" She asked. "Well I explained I asked you for sex for £30 and he called me a cunt. "Yeh I thought so" she said. "He then told me it'll cost £50 to fuck you or £70 with a blow job".

Poor old Prince Andrew To fuck an underage prostitute cost him his titles, his knighthood and his reputation. It only costs me £30.00 up Rochester way.

Today Prince Andrew was given two options to get away with the scandle of having sex with an underage prostitute. The first one was to give up his titles. The second was to become a Muslim. He decided to give up his Knighthood as well. If you like this joke don't vote it up as that is jokes manipulation apparently. Just come round my house and shake my hand.

In the News: Lenny Henry calls for reparations for black British people from White British people. That's one he'll of a roundabout way to get more alimony off of Dawn French.

Nigel Farage, the leader of Reform, famously been photographed drinking his favourite pint, a Pint of Guinness. So despite not wanting foreigners in the UK he enjoys a drink that comes here from a foreign country that you have to let settle.

In the News: Trump says that an invisible nuclear submarine is off the coast of Russia. Putin just laughed it off as what American submarine is invisible to his navy. Until he was informed it was a sub from the ROYAL NAVY, and started to shit himself.

Illegal migrants have been warned not to come to Britain anymore as the streets are, "no longer safe." Apparently, if they come, they risk being raped, murdered or robbed by the illegal migrants that have already arrived.