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Mystery fans. Don't waste your time reading Ruth Rendell novels or playing Cluedo. Just post something on here and try and work out which miserable twat keeps voting you down.

Why do cunts smell of fish? Because they spend all day by the side of the canal catching fish.

Warning to all females living within a 10 mile radius of jizz to be extra vigilant for the next 7 days as he has a 7 day ban from sickipedia, a grudge and plenty of time on his hands.

Theresa May awoke this morning to the sound of pigeons in the back yard of No. 10 going "coup, coup, coup."

I see it's all kicking off between Israel and Palestine again. Apparently most of the violence is centered around Gaza. You'd have thought that cunt would be keeping a low profile after the Raoul Moat debacle.

It’s great to see Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell enjoying working their months notice so much.

Mum always used to say "You can't please all the punters all the time." Great mum. Shite prostitute.

Rome wasn't built in a day, it just looks like it was.

This Luther character seems a bit far fetched. I mean a black bloke; "fighting" crime????

I would just like to place on record that I think the Saudi govt are doing a brilliant job and that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is a fucking top bloke.