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I am the kinda guy you think twice about putting on speakerphone. I'm also the kind of guy you can take anywhere, just don't take me for granted.
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It’s a 4 minute walk from my house to the bar. It’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering.
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I’ve seen a bear open a door, climb a ladder, play a horn and ride a bike but I still don’t believe it can make porridge.
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Another limited-edition Game of Thrones whiskey is coming. Don’t be surprised if someone is dead by the end of each bottle.
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Wow they ask lots of questions when donating blood! "Where did you get it? Is it human? Why do you have so many jars of it?"
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Quickest way to get rid of stuff you don't need is by sealing it in an Amazon box and placing outside your front door.
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R.I.P. Internet Explorer, you were a wonderful tool to download better browsers with.
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One reason men have filthy minds is that we don't change ours every other minute of the day.
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Transfinancial: Being a rich person born into a poor person's body.
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If lawyers can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked, this must mean electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed.
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Saw about 50 crows gawking and squawking over a dead animal carcass. Obviously, it was a murder investigation.
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