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I am the kinda guy you think twice about putting on speakerphone. I'm also the kind of guy you can take anywhere, just don't take me for granted.
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Ghosts should stick to speaking Latin, it's a dead language anyways.
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If you're going to argue publicly on a cellphone, be fair and turn the speakerphone on so everyone can hear both sides.
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97% of climate scientists agree humans are the cause of climate change, the other 3% who disagree have cloudy judgement, yet one day will warm to the idea.
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If a psychologist became a hip hop artist does it make their music "shrink rap" ?
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It's Wednesday... time for communion.
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The word "duck" is not as popular as autocorrect believes.
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If dogs could text you they'd bomb up your phone with "Ya coming home? Ya coming home? Where ya at? Where ya at? Oops, I destroyed something! Ya coming home? Ya coming home? Where ya at?" If cats could text you, they wouldn't.
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The pollen count in the area is going to be so high this year local drug dealers are converting meth back into Sudafed.
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There's actually a website designed to simulate what it's like to be the sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust, it's called MySpace.
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