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I am the kinda guy you think twice about putting on speakerphone. I'm also the kind of guy you can take anywhere, just don't take me for granted.
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Decided to name my penis Christ, because this morning it has risen!
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Anything will offend you if you're looking to be offended.
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If anyone sees Phillip, let him know I’ve got a bunch of his screwdrivers.
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A potato is a vegetable, so that makes vodka made from potatoes, vegetable juice.
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The word "duck" is not as popular as autocorrect believes.
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I love the color blue, even more than green and yellow combined!
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It's President's Day, does anyone know if Trump has seen his shadow? If not, how many more months of his prattle must we endure?
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If I got a dollar for every time I was paranoid I'd wonder who was paying me and why?
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It must be awful being the driver of that bus everyone keeps getting thrown under.
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Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds totally fun if you're clueless about both of them.
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