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Spanish Police have raised concerns that Tottenham fans may take flares into the stadium on 21st May for their match against Manchester UTD Because that's what they wore last time they were in a European Final

I've been charged with assault from New Year's Eve. In my defence, it was nearly midnight and if you were standing next to a Muslim with a rucksack shouting 10, 9, 8, 7, you would have twatted the cunt too!

I can see clearly now that Rayners gone!

Welcome to the UK Closing Down Sale Everything must go!! Fishing Farming Pensioners National Security Free Speech And the rights of indigenous population

Salesmans "We fitted your new boiler and solar panels over 2 years ago and we haven't had a single payment from you?? I said "I didn't know I had to pay, you said after 12 months it will pay for itself!

I met this girl in a pub last night, she goes " I call my fanny "The Lotto" because men are lucky to hit it" I said " Looking at you, I thought its called "The Lotto" because you keep scratching it!

You got to feel sorry for Somalian lesbians, imagine trying to find a clit that has already been cut off!

Suspicious’ fire erupts at Keir Starmer’s £2m townhouse after ‘loud bang’ heard Metropolitan terror police have narrowed it down to 60 million people

Labour have announced they're going to crackdown on people who help illegal immigrants! Why don't they start with Kier Starmer & Emmanuel Macron!

Adolf Twitler