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You got to feel sorry for Somalian lesbians, imagine trying to find a clit that has already been cut off!

Racist (/'raest/) noun 1, Someone who wins an argument with a Labour voter

I can see clearly now that Rayners gone!

Woman, 20 in Brazil found dead on bus with 26 iPhones glued to her body! Maybe an Apple a day, doesn't keep the doctor away! You think it's a phoney story Google it, typical women always glued to her phone. Hope someone is charged!

I met this girl in a pub last night, she goes " I call my fanny "The Lotto" because men are lucky to hit it" I said " Looking at you, I thought its called "The Lotto" because you keep scratching it!

Labour have announced they're going to crackdown on people who help illegal immigrants! Why don't they start with Kier Starmer & Emmanuel Macron!

I knocked on my neighbours door this afternoon and said “can you have my children? I’ll be no longer than a couple of minutes I promise” “Sure” she replied I said “Great, get ya knickers off then”

Did you hear about the Muslim who got caught shagging a sheep? Police couldn't arrest him, apparently it's "Islam"

First recordings of the Air India black box from the cockpit have been released! “Fucking you bloody bastard, bloody bastard fucking you, fucking you bastard, bloody mother fucking bastard fuck you!”

Air India jet crash with over 260 deaths! Our thoughts go out to the plane at this horrible time1