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I visited my friend at his new house this evening, "Make yourself at home" He said. So I chucked him out...I hate visitors.

I asked my friend in North Korea what it was like living there,he said he couldn't complain...

I bought a brand new pair of gloves today,but they were both 'lefts' Which is fine on one hand,but on the other hand it's just not right....

"Give it to me" she begged,"Give it to me..." "I'm so wet, oh god, I'm so wet...I want it NOW!" She screamed.... But,there's no way I would give up that umbrella,to anyone.....

My wife said I was spending too much time on Facebook. So I blocked her.....

Greta Thunberg used to think 7 up was a soft drink......till she discovered cock.

If you think Rosie Jones makes a ghastly incomprehensible attempt at a sound..... Spare a thought for the poor bastards who got tickets for 'Cher - Unplugged '

Black Friday? The buggers have had a whole month to themselves and they're STILL not satisfied?

Please give £2 a month to help a needy child in Africa to go to school, get educated and learn how to cross the English Channel, then move to your town and rape your children. Thank You .

So,apparently, it's illegal to dig up the body of a young car crash victim and skull fuck it. Why aren't these things taught in schools? Too busy pandering to all the ethnics I reckon.....