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Just seen some Muslim cunt on the TV saying he does not feel scared to go and pray, well you fucker how do you think a white British people feel ? If you don't like it fuck off back to whatever areshole of the world you crawled out of.

Does any one know if it’s illegal now to ask for a tray of pansies in a garden centre , or faggots at the butchers?

I don’t get it, there are loads of charities trying to protect children, but they do nothing to stop a pair of arse bandits adopting a child, talk about double standards.

I wonder what the worlds view on Hitler would be if he had gassed 7 million blacks.

when I first started Work,the girls used to accuse you of being gay, if you didn’t fondle their tits in the filing cupboard, nowadays you wink at a girl your up on a sexual harassment charge.

Got home from work today and my wife and my Muslim next door neighbour Ryesha where sitting at our table I could see Ryesha had been crying " what's up I asked" " Ryesha husband Akmed died today said the wife " " Oh thats awful" I said " Ryesha honey I said anything I can do to help just ask, like if you need any help with your homework, or someone to walk with you to school"

Sickipedia are proud to announce the appointment of Hughjerrickshon, as grammar,spelling,and any other fucking petty errors, in submissions of jokes, anyone found to have submitted a joke with a comma,full stop or semi colon out of place will find themselves being bent over and being bummed by Hugh, while he furiously wanks himself off, looking at pictures of darkman,hanna and genghisiv

You have to admire darkman, I'm not sure I could still post jokes with my dads cock in my arse, my uncles in my mouth, and wanking my two brothers off all at the same time.

Can I ask the admin of this site to automatically close a posters account when they receive 6 burials of their jokes, that way we can get rid of that unfunny dark/dickman cunt.

Donald Trump was recently asked " do you know the difference between Sunni and Shia?" He replied " I don't know which is which but I know they sung I got you babe"