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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black.

What do the Jewish race and an overdue essay have in common? Both should have been finished off a long time ago

Statistically 9/10 people enjoy gangrape. Actually 8/10. Her father is starting to regret it now.

Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"? Because then the game would be called "Solved".

I was thinking the other day ... So I shouted, "Thomeone help! I can't thwim!"

Saw that a black friend of mine was about to use some 'Clearasil blackhead remover' the other day so I told him that he really shouldn't use that product. "Why not? Because my head will disappear?" he said sarcastically. "No, because it's mine, you thieving black bastard," I replied.

There's a movie called beauty and the beast. Imagine if roles were reversed and it was handsome and the feminist.

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip. The wife answers, "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says, "An Italian girl!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?", she asked. "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!" "Oh, that", she said, "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for 9 months to see if it is a girl!"

Jose Mourinho has said he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen or heard from again. The McCanns have offered to help.

I've just found out that my mate is adopted. I'm just as angry as he is; all those jokes I made about his mum, wasted!