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renegade

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4 years ago-Other-Wordplay

A giant globe fell on my son's face. He's currently in hospital with sphere injuries.

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5 years ago-Other-Stupid

A man phones the doctor about his hearing aid, but gets no answer. The doctor phones the man back shortly after and says, "You called?" The man thinks for a second, then says, "No, pretty warm, actually."

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The hairdresser pouted, assessed my hair and said in his high-pitched squeal: "Hmm...would you like me to tidy it up around the back?" "No, let's stay here," I replied. "There's no guessing what you might do."

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I'm not saying I wanted my wife's funeral finished sharpish, but we skipped the hearse and hired a Hermes driver instead.

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4 years ago-Crime-Murder

If I had a pound for every woman I've slept with... I'd be worth about 50p

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4 years ago-Other-Random

Katie Price reveals she padlocks the fridge to try and stop 29 stone son Harvey from overeating. Perhaps she should've padlocked her vagina to stop herself from overfucking.

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4 years ago-Other-Wordplay

My bathroom light just went out. I wonder where it's going.

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Guess what my grandmother is getting for Christmas? Lonely.

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4 years ago-Other-Random

What are the odds that I

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I can't wait to understand instant gratification.

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