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I took some Viagra before visiting a haunted house. I was scared stiff.
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Horrible scenes in Manchester. And that's just the city town centre.
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This girl said she's a tap dancer. I said, "That's nothing, I'm a shower head singer."
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"And on today's episode of Blue Peter...we'll be learning how to make artwork out of ash. Here's one that John helped me make earlier."
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Angry Juventus fans have been driving rather recklessly this evening.
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Nick Clegg lost his seat, claiming that: "You live by the sword, you die by the sword." If only he lived a little closer to it.
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Today, the youth have spoken. I need to buy better duct tape.
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Someone stole some of my rap CDs. Oh well, no biggie.
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Adam West has passed away. I, for one, hope that his brother, Kanye, doesn't interrupt the priest during the funeral.
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BBC: Being married protects you from health risks such as high blood pressure, cholesterol and heart disease. Whereas being single protects you from being married.
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