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My wife slapped me when I tried to put a torch inside her anus. So much for her enjoying light BDSM

Certain crimes deserve the same level of punishment, according to my wife: Rape Murder Drinking some of her orange juice from the fridge

Not saying I was an ugly kid, but when I was born... The doctors were the ones screaming

A California couple is suing OpenAI over the death of their teenage son, alleging that ChatGPT encouraged him to take his own life. When asked to comment the CEO, Sam Altman, said he would appreciate some privacy.

My grandma just stopped smoking. It's safe to say now that the fire got her.

I was telling a priest about the sad state of our world. "For example," I began, "the rate of child prostitution is far too high." The priest said, "Oh yes, if only it was cheaper."

I upset Hitler when I gave him unsolicited guidance on his crossword. I got Führer cross.

Everyone says about how smart rats are. They seem pretty fucking stupid to me though. I was in the pet shop earlier and they couldn't even read the sign on their enclosure that said "Don't Touch The Glass".

I was walking to my pain management course last week when I stepped on a stone. I'm hoping to be out of A&E soon.

My doctor said that the first step to overcoming cocaine addiction is acceptance. So, I accept that he is wrong