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I've just been learning snooker. The only time a black does anything is when a white hits it.

I was really saddened to hear of that kid killed by a falling tree. What a waste of a 7 year old girl.

I am saddened by the recent killings in Southport. What a waste of 6 and 7 year old girls.

I can't stand people who get well known sayings wrong. I’m up a gum tree without a paddle.

New Epstein photos include one with Trump and six girls. However they have redacted their faces and which primary school they attend.

Get that Surlla Braverman was speaking about chants of “from the river to the sea”, saying we should not glorify acts of terrorism. And on the same day that Britain glorifies the biggest act of terrorism in its history. The Gunpowder plot.

If anyone’s lost a leather wallet with 500 quid and two credit cards, with a laggy band round it, I’ve got some good news for you. I’ve found the laggy band.

Oh, the grand old Duke of York He had ten thousand women.

I might be only 8 but my hamster died and I am really sad. Does anyone know if there’s a web site to cheer up boys who have an xhamster?

My wife’s coming back from holiday tomorrow. Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?