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Apparently, up until the age of ten, Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty shat on a wall
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The wife just asked me whether I love her or football the most?... I said "Open your legs and I will show you"... ...So I nutmegged her.
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If anything good comes out of global warming it will be that in a few years Dancing on Ice won't be on the fuckin TV...
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Stevie Wonder -7 kids David Blunkett - 5 kids Ray Charles - 12 kids I think it's safe to say it's not wanking that makes you blind.
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I was just waiting for my sister at Heathrow airport, as I saw her emerge in arrivals I shouted "Hi sis"... Fuck me, never seen as many armed police appear as quickly in my life!
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Jesus didn’t pay for our sins with cash or credit He used praypal...
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I've just broken the british record for holding your breath underwater - 8 minutes 42 seconds. It all started when a little girl in the swimming pool shouted "That's him, Daddy, over there!"
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I said to the wife "Lets go out for dinner tonight".. She replied back with that old classic "I have nothing to wear".. ..so I said to her "Just put on what you wore last time we went out, you looked beautiful".. ..so there we were in the local steak house, me in a t-shirt and jeans and her in her fuckin wedding dress!
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Just seen a sign "Turkey £29" in the butchers window... ...That's £300 cheaper than Thomas Cook.
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