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If Theresa May does Boris Johnson’s divorce, he’ll end up with a huge settlement and still be married afterwards

Come on. Admit it. We’ve all tried at some time in our lives to give ourselves a blow job. Some of us even managed to touch our lips. But did you ask youreself “am I a spitter or a swallower?”

The BBC and David Attenborough are filming a new natural history documentary in London Black Planet 2

I've just heard that the Pfizer vaccine can affect the growth of a placenta and render a woman sterile and unable to have kids for the rest of her life. Gutted my parents let my 90 year old grandma have the vaccine.

The Penis The only part of my body I am unable to deposit any fat onto

Disappointment for blacks as they will be unable to get the vaccine They need their arms to walk home

31 Police officers from London have been fined £200 each for arranging a hairdressers to cut their hair at the station. They deserve a clip round the ear

I always said that if I ever won on the lottery that I would share it with you all on here. So I'd just like to share that I've won on the lottery

Fucking lockdown. It's ruined my sex life. The only shag I get is the wife

Andy Murray has tested positive for being a boring bastard