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31 Police officers from London have been fined £200 each for arranging a hairdressers to cut their hair at the station. They deserve a clip round the ear

The opposable thumb Giving man the ability to masturbate

I've just heard that the Pfizer vaccine can affect the growth of a placenta and render a woman sterile and unable to have kids for the rest of her life. Gutted my parents let my 90 year old grandma have the vaccine.

I always said that if I ever won on the lottery that I would share it with you all on here. So I'd just like to share that I've won on the lottery

The Penis The only part of my body I am unable to deposit any fat onto

Order test Dip swab in Cola Send test back Receive £500 Repeat

Fucking lockdown. It's ruined my sex life. The only shag I get is the wife

From Maga to Gaga

The Presidential Inauguration Accuse Trump of fake news then swear on a book of stories to a fake magic sky-man

Cook the Pasta Grate carrots Warm up baked beans When the pasta is cooked, drain it and mix with carrots and baked beans Crumb 2 slices of bread and mix with a little grated cheese Sprinkle the bread and cheese mix onto the pasta mix Grill until golden This isn't just food. This is Boris Johnson food.