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M people are pissed that the tories used their song "moving on up" at their conference. Me too! R.e.m's 'end of the world as we know it' would've been much more appropriate! Any other suggestions?

BREAKING NEWS: A gang of dyslexic terrorists have stormed London Zoo and taken several ostriches

How many scousers can you fit inside a mini? I reckon about 96 if you crush em and pack em in real tight

What is the sicki down voter getting for Christmas? Nothing. Because nobody likes the cunt

The Queen is celebrating 96. Even she hates scousers

Martin Lewis is shit! Here are some money saving tips for ya 1) cancel your TV licence, the cunts can't do shit 2) cancel your garden waste direct debit, the dumb cunts will still collect it if you leave it out 3) get access to your next door neighbours wifi code, this may take stealth but its possible 4) stop buying people birthday presents 5) grow weed instead of buying it 6) siphon petrol from your neighbours cars in the dead of night There you go, theres atleast 5k per month saved

The last time I went to Blackpool I went on a donkey. It took me 3 days to get there

I'm suing Ed sheeran Why, did he copy one of your songs? No, every time I hear him on the radio I smash my head against a wall, and now I have brain damage

Ed sheeran vows to quit music if he is found guilty of copyright. Fingers crossed 🤞

I've just put up a Russian flag on my house 🇷🇺 Just to piss my neo liberal neighbours off