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Royal Family set to be charged thousands of pounds a year under Reeves' mansions tax. Those pepper corns aren't cheap.

Labour plans to seize jewellery and watches from Channel migrants. All we fucking need. A Timex and a bracelet that turns your wrist green.

Sophie Trudeau admits being 'disappointed and angry' as she copes with ex-husband Justin's romance with Katy Perry. Understandable, given that Katy is an Astronaut.

After analysing Hitler's DNA, it was discovered that the dictator had Kallmann Syndrome, which affects the development of sexual organs, creates low testosterone, causes abnormal genital development and a lack of a sense of smell. Oh. And yes. A burning desire to kill Jews

Tatler releases a list of the 87 most desirable and most eligible bachelors in Britain under 35. Strange Vapeman never made it.

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Finally confirms the 2025 cast with a first look at pictures of stars arriving down under and enjoying the last days of luxury before the jungle. Celebrities?? One of them is my Bin Man.

Algerian sex offender Brahim Kaddour-Cherif has been rearrested after being accidentally freed from HMP Wandsworth more than a week ago. One in. Same one out.

Meghan Markle set for first return to acting in eight years with role in comedy movie... and she'll play HERSELF. After Whoopi Goldberg turned down the role.

An anagram of WONKERY is NEW YORK