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Turkish PM declares ‘They have the dollar, we have Allah’. So how many Allah's to the dollar.

Bond, about your expenses claim..

Sudanese immigrant terror attacker who drove around London for hours wanted for unpaid congestion tax

America: Oh my God, Ahhhhhhh, I'm goin to die. Help me, help me. England: Have a cup of tea and a biscuit and you carry on, Fearless cyclist reveals

British grandmother, 81, said there were 'too many Spaniards' on her holiday to Benidorm. That's odd - when I holidayed in London - there weren't enough British.

What do you call a mosque full of 6 year old girls. The Bachelor.

One thing I learnt as a kid was that if you'd seen your uncle's testicles, he didn't really love you.

DailyMail: Prince George, five, will study the bible, learn French fairy tales and enjoy weekly BALLET when he starts Year One at his 20,000-a-year London school. Year Two will include German, Pheasant shooting and how to kill a princess.

From November, Ryanair will charge passengers wanting to bring a second bag 25 pounds extra. This is in addition to a new 'per-peanut' surcharge.

Theresa May unveils new security partnership with Kenya to tackle paedophiles and fight terrorists That's what Britain needs - more Kenyans.