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That driver in Liverpool was a delivery driver for Costa Coffee. Apparently someone had ordered 12 flat whites.

There a subtle differences and nuances between American English and British English :- American English "I want the killing to stop in Ukraine" Converted to British English "I want to divi up Ukraine with Putin. He can have the land and I will have the mineral rights"

Rachel Thieves

Trump accuses labour of trying to help rig the US election. That's like the pot calling the pot a pot.

BBC News "Israel says one of the bodies returned by Hamas is not a hostage" The tea towel round it's skull was a dead giveaway.

A Nigerian family have moved in across the road from me. Their eldest son is a real gentleman. He is a social worker, heavily involved in the church and also donates a lot of money to charity. He's the white sheep of the family.

I'm watching the Ryder Cup and it seems there is a link between obesity and Tourettes.

Representatives from countries across the world arrive in Lancashire for the annual Cypriot cheese festival. It's the 127th running of the Blackpool Halloumi Nations.

Luke Shaw has been booked in for a medical later this week. Apparently he thinks Manchester United will be title challengers this season.

BBC News "Air India said all other passengers and crew were killed - including 169 Indian nationals and 52 British nationals. " Err so 221 Indians then in reality?