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BBC News "Israel says one of the bodies returned by Hamas is not a hostage" The tea towel round it's skull was a dead giveaway.

A Nigerian family have moved in across the road from me. Their eldest son is a real gentleman. He is a social worker, heavily involved in the church and also donates a lot of money to charity. He's the white sheep of the family.

I'm watching the Ryder Cup and it seems there is a link between obesity and Tourettes.

Representatives from countries across the world arrive in Lancashire for the annual Cypriot cheese festival. It's the 127th running of the Blackpool Halloumi Nations.

Luke Shaw has been booked in for a medical later this week. Apparently he thinks Manchester United will be title challengers this season.

BBC News "Air India said all other passengers and crew were killed - including 169 Indian nationals and 52 British nationals. " Err so 221 Indians then in reality?

Sky News: 'Ordering a woman to be sexually exploited is as easy as ordering a takeaway': How trafficking victims are being sold online. Finally some good news on immigration.

That driver in Liverpool was a delivery driver for Costa Coffee. Apparently someone had ordered 12 flat whites.

What have a KFC customer and Katie Price in common when her boyfriend's left her? They're both in possession of a boneless bucket.

I bet there's not many Liverpool fans getting up for work this morning. Same as every morning.