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"Emma Watson 'throws savage dig' at JK Rowling at BAFTAs". And in other news, JK Rowling has revealed that in the next Harry Potter film, Hermione gets raped and battered to death with a brick.

The shop near me is selling a plant based alterative to vapes... Cigarettes.

I'm not surprised Martin Luther King had a dream... All those lazy niggers do is sleep all day.

I asked my Irish neighbour to feed my fish whilst I was on holiday. "Just put a few flakes in each day", I told him. When I got back, all my fish were dead and the tank was full of chocolate bars.

Members of S-Club 7 are said to be devastated over the death of bandmate, Paul Cattermole. Hannah said she's heartbroken to lose a wonderful friend, John said the world has lost a great musician and Jo said she's gutted it wasn't the nigger.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're fucking brilliant at it.

Diane Abbott goes to the doctors and says;"Dr, I need your help. I'm 68 years old and I can't count". Dr says; "What I'm going to need you to do is strip naked and squat in the corner over there". She does so and he then instructs her to move to another corner and do the same, then to by the wall next to his university degree and then to by the window. She says, "Dr, how is this going to help me with my counting"? He says, "It won't, there's fuck all I can do. But I've just ordered a new black leather armchair and I'm wondering where it will look best".

According to Diane Abbott, 157% of black people have experienced racism before, compared to only 9 out of 7 Jews.

Do people in Grimsby get those, "There are sexy women in your area" pop-ups?

Trying to come up with good nigger joke, but none of them work.