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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're fucking brilliant at it.

"Emma Watson 'throws savage dig' at JK Rowling at BAFTAs". And in other news, JK Rowling has revealed that in the next Harry Potter film, Hermione gets raped and battered to death with a brick.

And I said, what about, a circuit breaker at Tiffany's?

Do people in Grimsby get those, "There are sexy women in your area" pop-ups?

Trying to come up with good nigger joke, but none of them work.

I have a back, but I am not a camel. I can be sat on, but I am not a horse. I sometimes have arms, but I have no hands. I have no feet, but sometimes have legs... What am I? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Landmine Victim

What's the difference between a Bison and a Gnu? 1 is a large mammal from the bovine family, the other is how a deaf person says, "Conoe".

There's a brothel by mine doing a Euro 2021 theme: Spanish: You get a free Tapas every time the girl cums. Swiss: Sex in a pool of melted chocolate. Turkish: Includes a kebab afterwards. Belgian: A small boy pisses on you. Croatian: You get brutally gang raped by 4 soldiers and left for dead in a ditch.

Members of S-Club 7 are said to be devastated over the death of bandmate, Paul Cattermole. Hannah said she's heartbroken to lose a wonderful friend, John said the world has lost a great musician and Jo said she's gutted it wasn't the nigger.

I said to my mate earlier, "I hit the jackpot before - 2 cherries and a plum". "Fruit machine"? He asked. "No", I said, "I was buying tomatoes".