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I'm not surprised Martin Luther King had a dream... All those lazy niggers do is sleep all day.

Princess Eugenie has given birth to a baby boy. Her father, Prince Andrew, says he is overjoyed and can't wait to wet the baby's head... And face and chest. And if it's got another round in it, all over it's back too.

My ex wife has a fanny like a chimney... My kids came out of it black.

RIP Sarah Everard Forever stiff. Briefly spreadable.

"Danny Welbeck returns to haunt Man Utd"... What else would you expect from a spook?

How many Spanish men does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan.

After 2 days in Middlesbrough, the Romanian national team has been spotted crammed into a dinghy, trying to get to Syria.

There's a brothel by mine doing a Euro 2021 theme: Spanish: You get a free Tapas every time the girl cums. Swiss: Sex in a pool of melted chocolate. Turkish: Includes a kebab afterwards. Belgian: A small boy pisses on you. Croatian: You get brutally gang raped by 4 soldiers and left for dead in a ditch.

Do people in Grimsby get those, "There are sexy women in your area" pop-ups?

I'm not saying the Welsh national team is shit, but the Denmark coach thought about playing Christian Eriksen yesterday.