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Walt Disney Movie Cancelled. Al Sharpton reported today that Walt Disney's new film called “Jet Black” the African-American version of “Snow White" has been canceled. All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shanky-Skank have refused to sing “Hi Ho” because they say it offends black prostitutes. They also have no intention of singing, “It's off to work we go

I read that paedophiles are attracted to children because they have a fixation fetish about virginity. So I went upstairs and made sure my kids won't ever have to worry about that sort of thing.

Jesus Christ may have fed 2,000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish But Adolf Hitler made six million Jews toast.

What do you call a street that has no blacks, no pakis, no polish and no religious minorities? Quality street..

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!" "What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look. "The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."

A father is sitting watching Star Wars with his two young sons. During an exciting scene, the kids are jumping around and they say to their father, "Daddy! Daddy! We wish we were shot into space!" The father replies, "you would have been if I hadn't been so pissed."

Why are uncles like curries? Bad ones hurt your arsehole.

What do you give a paedophile who has everything? A bigger church!

What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip? Bumped off

3rd Highest Ranking Catholic Priest Charged With Historic Child Sex Offences. Over 30 reported cases of young Catholic children receiving the Pell-end