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Whats the difference between a cancer victim and an AIDS victim? You don't get sick after raping a cancer victim.

12 blonde guys were about to rape a German girl. She cried out "Nein! Nein!". So 3 of them left.

It must be hard for a woman to be raped. Otherwise it doesn't go in properly.

A father is sitting watching Star Wars with his two young sons. During an exciting scene, the kids are jumping around and they say to their father, "Daddy! Daddy! We wish we were shot into space!" The father replies, "you would have been if I hadn't been so pissed."

I read that paedophiles are attracted to children because they have a fixation fetish about virginity. So I went upstairs and made sure my kids won't ever have to worry about that sort of thing.

Something for the summer nights.

Domestos has released a new condom especially designed for gays and those who favour anal sex, its advertising slogan is: Domestos Condoms - Gets right in the rim.

Why are uncles like curries? Bad ones hurt your arsehole.

I'm currently sitting on the jury of a rape trial. Hearing the evidence and testimonies from the victim and witnesses is mentally, physically and emotionally draining. I mean, you try having an erection for eight hours solid which you can't touch.

I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone and he was crying. I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all alone?" He replied, with tears in his eyes, "My mum"s down there at the bottom. She fell!""That"s terrible!" I said. "And your dad?""He"s down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell too!""That"s awful!" I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff. And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him, "Son, today just isn"t your day."