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Whats the difference between a cancer victim and an AIDS victim? You don't get sick after raping a cancer victim.

12 blonde guys were about to rape a German girl. She cried out "Nein! Nein!". So 3 of them left.

It must be hard for a woman to be raped. Otherwise it doesn't go in properly.

A father is sitting watching Star Wars with his two young sons. During an exciting scene, the kids are jumping around and they say to their father, "Daddy! Daddy! We wish we were shot into space!" The father replies, "you would have been if I hadn't been so pissed."

I read that paedophiles are attracted to children because they have a fixation fetish about virginity. So I went upstairs and made sure my kids won't ever have to worry about that sort of thing.

Something for the summer nights.

Domestos has released a new condom especially designed for gays and those who favour anal sex, its advertising slogan is: Domestos Condoms - Gets right in the rim.

Why are uncles like curries? Bad ones hurt your arsehole.

I'm currently sitting on the jury of a rape trial. Hearing the evidence and testimonies from the victim and witnesses is mentally, physically and emotionally draining. I mean, you try having an erection for eight hours solid which you can't touch.

A man goes to the Optician complaining of blurred vision. Looking into his eyes with a scope, the optician began to tut-tut and groan. What is it asked the patient? Oh, the worst case I have ever seen. But whats wrong with my eyes doctor? Well if you must know, you have Christian Brothers Syndrome. Christian Brothers Syndrome, asked the patient...What's that? Well, said the Optician, Your Pupils are Fucked!