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Jesus Christ may have fed 2,000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish But Adolf Hitler made six million Jews toast.
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What do you call a street that has no blacks, no pakis, no polish and no religious minorities? Quality street..
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How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.
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Did you hear about the Thalidomide porn star ?? He had an arm like a babies cock.
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I'm currently sitting on the jury of a rape trial. Hearing the evidence and testimonies from the victim and witnesses is mentally, physically and emotionally draining. I mean, you try having an erection for eight hours solid which you can't touch.
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What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip? Bumped off
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I've just been charged with shop lifting in Saudi Arabia. I don't know what to do now... I'm stumped.
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I read that paedophiles are attracted to children because they have a fixation fetish about virginity. So I went upstairs and made sure my kids won't ever have to worry about that sort of thing.
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Why are uncles like curries? Bad ones hurt your arsehole.
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You're locked in a cage with a lion, a tiger, and a black man. You have a gun with 2 bullets, what do you do? Shoot the black man.......twice.
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