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What do you say to a feminist who has no arms and no legs? .......Nice tits bitch!!!

What have I got thats 9 inches long, and helps me sleep with whatever woman I like? ....My knife

My meme was taken down by a moderator? For that reason? This new site is worse than all previous versions by far. Sick jokes and memes was fair game before, who is actually moderating this stuff?

The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques. Although a waiting list has been set up.

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" said the Malaysian shark to his son.

I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings.

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you." The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking cunt every time he's on ecstasy!"

After discovering my girlfriend had been unfaithful she poured her heart out to me. Probably because I had stabbed her in the chest

I went through three magazines on a train yesterday. I'd killed a dozen people by the time they wrestled the gun off me.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try and get rid of her love handles. I said she would look fucking stupid without any ears.