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Battle of Aleppo
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They reckon if you get stung by a jellyfish you should piss on it. Bollocks. I pissed on the jellyfish and nothing happened.
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My most nostalgic job was working at a strip club. So many wonderful mammaries.
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" Thank you everyone for joining this meeting of the Thalidomide Foundation. We will now ask our members to vote on strike action... .....all those in favour, please raise your..... Oh fuck it just shout "
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Did you hear about the Tourettes Federation voting to go on strike? They asked for a show of shit cunt Nod to ste
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I only trust one thing in the newspaper these days: Fish & Chips. And even that I take with a big pinch of salt.
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I see Hibs have got a new goalkeeper name of Sallinger. He likely was a good catcher in their eye.
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A dyslexic bloke wanks into a bra...
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As we pulled up to the restaurant my date said, 'Hold on, isn't this a vegan place?' 'Sure is,' I replied. 'But your profile page said you're an alpha male!' 'Should've read it more carefully. I'm an alfalfa male.'
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