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I've just sat down in the restaurant with my wife and ordered the hippo soup. Not sure what I'm gonna have yet.

Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs. "Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!" "Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."

What do you call a paki with pink hair? Ghandi floss

What's black, has eight legs and climbs up drainpipes to get into your house? Four niggers.

When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the airplane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises?

I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings.

The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques. Although a waiting list has been set up.

My meme was taken down by a moderator? For that reason? This new site is worse than all previous versions by far. Sick jokes and memes was fair game before, who is actually moderating this stuff?

How does a Muslim boxer beat up his girlfriend? Hijab

Tesco have come under fire for having smoky bacon Pringles as part of a Ramadan promotion. They have now apologised and offered free female genital mutilation vouchers to anyone who may have been offended.