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Just a normal bloke doing normal stuff living a normal life, interspersed with bouts of laughter when I see a fat kid drop an ice cream.
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What's fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing.
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I took the shell of my racing snail to try and improve its performance. Seemed to just make it more sluggish.
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When I was a boy we didn't have things like ADHD. We just called them council house kids.
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I had to jump through so many hoops to prove I was safe to work with children before I became a scout leader. Waste of time. There weren't even any sexy ones in the group.
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I still think it's sad what happened to Jimmy Savile. I remember the time he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded
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I try really hard not to be racist at home but it's difficult when my socks only go missing on the washing machines coloureds setting
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It annoys me when people claim I am racist. Our home life has improved hugely since we purchased our negro
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(Old but worth having on the new site!) I cant believe I have been struck off the medical register just for sleeping with one of my patients. 5 years medical training completely wasted. The veterinary council are arseholes.
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I was such an ugly baby that when my parents put me up for adoption, the RSPCA turned up to collect me.
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Some wanker just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me, luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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