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onlyme

8 years ago-Other-Animals-Post Rating : 0

I took the shell of my racing snail to try and improve its performance. Seemed to just make it more sluggish.

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

AOC singlehandedly putting an end to dumb blonde jokes.

innit

4 hours ago

Don't drink and drive. I crashed my vehicle going over the speed limit; this made all the worse by the injured paramedics and the woman on the stretcher in the back.

hadoken

4 hours ago

The four core FAGGOTS that beg for Gay “Faggot Gems” have ruined this page/site/gimpfest. All the old regulars who kept this site going you are the real deal. These fat cunt American slags are just wanna be communist cockroaches infiltrating what was a great site. American humour is childish and faggoty. It’s a no from me you gut necked twats.

mrgibberish

8 hours ago

Special needs community demands people stop comparing them to Tim Walz.

innit

12 hours ago

Subscribing to porn makes you a shy cock. You hope your wife won't notice it on your bill.

jackmeough

14 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

dogsbody14 Stop applauding lennysavile....we know risco is another of your accounts, got you sussed arsehole!!

15 min ago - View Post

dogsbody14 There's no Americans here! It's lennywankstain and his multiple accounts that he uses to try and appear 'international'....don't be fooled by the peado liar!

17 min ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Ask lennywankstain, it's his site! It's probably a cover for major noncing operation,knowing Gareths reputation....

19 min ago - View Post

dristarg Jesus fuckin’ Christ that old unfunny meme was doing the rounds long before Sickipedia was even a thing ffs. ….why are you cunts filling up this once great site with boring old shit that we’ve all seen a thousand times before?

an hour ago - View Post

dristarg Yeah, I suppose saying you work nights is better than saying that you're really a rent boy, but it just doesn't have the same ring to it

1 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 *Yawn* I work night shifts,you thick peado cunt! How many more times?? Have you heard of work, or are you a leftist benefit scrounging cuntbag? However, hanging around primary school gates with bags of Haribo doesn't count.....

2 hours ago - View Post

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